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HERE IS A LIST OF ANTI-EBAY WEB SITES, POKING FUN AT EBAY, AND MESSAGE BOARDS: The eBay Song To hear the song (sung to Backstreet Boys music - "I want it that way"), click here and then on the black box's center button (play). It's great!! A rare ... mint snowglobe A Smurf ... TV tray I bought on eBay Shows up in bubble wrap Most every day What I bought on eBay Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock) Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee) They had it on eBay Just check ... my feedback "A++!" they all say They love me on eBay Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag) (From some guy) I've never met in Norway Found him on eBay With two seconds left to go, whoa Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please ya As long as I've got the dough Sell me ... your watch, please I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...) I'm highest bidder now (From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray) (Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray) Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay) Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks) Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre) (Found it on eBay) (Pez dispensers and a toaster) (Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away) (I'll buy on eBay) What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y (written by Share Bond) Wanna buy an endangered species pelt? Or a protected snake belt? "They have permits", the sellers betray. They don't check on eBay! Have dirty dealings with thugs? Wanna buy a GUN disguised in many a way? Yes, you'll find it hidden on eBay! Puppy paws, wild animal fetuses and legs? Live animals, some dead and bent? Even the Head of eBay President!! Illegal bear, otter, baby raccoon penis. Even a Cheeto or potato penis I found one day. Oh my, only on eBay!! You can buy ANY-frigging-THING on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y!!! (Come on Weird Al, add THIS to your song!! You have my permission!) www.WhatTheHeck.com - The website that asks, "What The Heck?" eBay Forums: LINK TO REPORT LIVE ANIMAL AUCTIONS (notice 103 listings) August 2009: How Google beat Amazon and Ebay to the Semantic Web (Ftrain.com) Netcraft: VMyths Web Site for Sale on eBay Stripper flogs breast implant on eBay | The Register Still, it's not all doom and gloom. Where would we be without someone trying to flog a cheese toastie with a picture of the Virgin Mary, a Texas snowball for sale or a skint Londoner who tried to sell "absolutely nothing". HEY, SOMEONE TRIED TO SELL ABSOLUTELY "NOTHING" - EBAY PRESIDENT'S HEAD!! I find it odd that they QUICKLY swoop down and remove all traces of THAT item, but drag their feet about preventing illegal items from ever going to their auction and changing their program to do so, or even finding their OWN violations! They wait until OTHER people do THEIR work for NOTHING! For Sale: Absolutely Nothing | The Register eBayer bids $20k for Texas snowball | The Register Casino brands eBay cleavage woman | The Register eCasino snaps up Virgin Mary cheese sarnie | The Register The rental agreement marks a new high for Golden Palace, which has pretty well cornered the "ridiculous eBay auction" market. The company already owns the now-legendary Virgin Mary in a toasted cheese sandwich, for which it forked out $28,000 (£15,000), as well as "a haunted walking cane bought for $65,000 USD (£35,000), a child's bumper sticker for $10,700 USD (£5,700), and a Weeping Jesus Rock for $2,550 USD (£1,300)!" as the breathless press release puts it. http://www.smartmobs.com/archive/2005/03/22/ebay_turning_10.html And it has been a source of amusement, whether about the grilled-cheese sandwich with the image of the Holy Mother that sold for $28,000 or the man who auctioned his forehead for advertising space for $37,375. Almost all of it — the growth, the impact, the oddities — has come as a surprise". Urban Legends Reference Pages: Inboxer Rebellion (eBay) eBay item 5951626613 (Ends 31-Jan-05 14:07:35 GMT) - ADVERTISE ON MY CLEAVAGE, GLASGOW, FOR 15 DAYS STOOOOOOOOOOOPID
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